- When you are going by tandem, half of your landscape will always be his back.
2. Sleeping in the tent means that you have to sleep diagonally.
3. And when you spend the night in a motel, this can happen.
4. You berely fit in a selfie when you are the one holding the camera.
5. And when he is doing the selfie, it looks like it’s taken from outer space.
6. Self-timer is not your best friend.
7. This is how you see him:
8. This is how he sees you:
9. This is how you feel when he looks at you:
10. You can make a decent size dress out of his hoody.
11. And you can share the same t-shirt.
12. Next to him, horses look like poneys.
13. You will always be able to spot him in a crowd.
14. Furniture shrinks when he’s around.
15. And sometimes you are shrinking too.
16. But you will always have someone changing the bulbs and helping out with your art project.
17. Sometimes you can grow a little.
18. Sometimes he is stepping down.
19. In airplanes, you always end up squished in the middle seat, while he stretches out in the aisle.
20. Sometimes you are lucky and he gets the front seat in a car.
21. He’d make for a great bookmark.
22. His grandma, like all grandmas, told him to eat everything from his plate. And he did.
23. It’s easy for him to shelter his food.
24. But you forgive him, because he takes cute pictures of you.
25. And because close to him, you can always revive the inner child.
26. He kisses you movie style.
27. And his hugs are always cozy.
28. You will forever be safe.
29. And you will get to see the world from the best point of view.